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LehighValleyLive ? A Bangor man faces up to eight years in state prison for slashing another man who served as a referee for a Jell-O wrestling match at a borough bar.?James Zell Hardison, 33, pleaded guilty Monday to one count of aggravated assault. In exchange for the plea, prosecutors withdrew all other charges, including attempted homicide.?Northampton County Judge Leonard Zito sentenced Hardison to four to eight years in state prison for the 2009 crime.?Michael Rusznak was seriously injured in the early morning of July 19, 2009, when he was attacked inside an apartment above his Bangor tattoo parlor after refereeing a Jell-O wrestling match at the Market Street Sports Bar.?Police found Rusznak, who also owns a tattoo shop in Washington, N.J., bleeding profusely from severe cuts on his neck, arm and back. He was taken to St. Luke?s Hospital in Fountain Hill and required hundreds of stitches.?Police said Rusznak met Hardison, known as ?P,? at the Market Street Sports Bar after officiating the wrestling match and they went to Hardison?s apartment.?Police said Rusznak made a comment to Hardison?s girlfriend, leading to a confrontation with Hardison.??The next thing I know, I was stabbed in the back,? Rusznak said in an interview soon after the attack.?Rusznak said he muscled through two other men who tried to stop him from running out of the apartment. He made it back to the sports bar, where police were summoned. When police arrived, Rusznak was initially uncooperative, according to court papers, then claimed the fight was over two small bags Rusznak claimed were cocaine.

I gotta say I?m shocked. Just look at that face. No way this is the face of a man who would slash you up from head to toe with a box cutter because you stole ?two small bags? of cocaine from him. I would have never guessed. Some guys just have that I?ll-leave-you-leaking-from-a-razor look, and I don?t see how a man as kind as this with the non-threatening nickname of ?P? could do such a thing. ?P?s gonna cut you if you keep fucking with his coke money.? Nope. Doesn?t even sound right.

I guess it could make a little sense. I mean we all know cocaine is the central ingredient to any Jell-O wrestling match. Hot topless chicks aren?t just gonna wrestle for free in front of a bunch of drunk dudes for nothing. It?s the drugs that keep them excited and focused. This just seems like a big misunderstanding with the event?s drug supplier and the officiating. No big deal. A couple of hundred stitches and 4-8 years in prison and things will be back to normal.

Thanks Albanezer

By maurice posted October 5th, 2011 at 11:20 AM

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